Opinion

Sunday, Nov 01 2009 08:29 PM

A new party game

Here's a new game! Name three members of the top Democratic leadership who are not at least one of the following: tax cheats, pedophiles, supporters of pedophiles, do or have run gay bordellos in their government subsidized quarters, liars (congressional censors for those shouting "Emperor's Nekkid!" notwithstanding), war criminals (seditious defeatists, refusing to fund persecution of legally declared wars, or changing their minds on who the enemy in a given war actually is), dismissive of their constituents, the military, religion; fierce supporters of organizations proven to engage in voter fraud, embezzlement and many forms of RICO felonies; bribe taking, socialist, communist, open border advocate, infanticide (third trimester abortion) supporter, anticapitalist government control freak or generally grasshopper lover and ant hater.

Tough game, huh? Gets easier (a little, anyway) if you use Republicans or Independents; I can come up with several off the top of my head.

Now our (ahem! Smirk) Commander-in-Chief, with all his vast military experience, has (in contradiction to strong advice from his battle hardened winning generals) this big epiphany about how the Taliban (you know, the women oppressing, rape victim murdering, civilian slaughtering, school closing, civilization ending Taliban) ain't really our enemies in Afghanistan, and Hey, since we can't beat em anyway, let's just play nice with em!

What an utter whimp. What a total grub.

There ain't been a democratic leader worthy of big boy pants since Truman.

Maybe change is overdue.

BARRY HANSON

Bakersfield

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