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Lois Henry

Assistant Managing Editor/Columnist

Employed at The Californian from 1990 until today — so far.

Frankly, the less you know about this person the better. Bitter is the best word to describe Lois Henry. And, really, who can blame her. Reared and educated (a relative term at best) in the dusty ag town of Fresno, she obviously didn't make much headway before landing in yet another dusty ag town - Bakersfield.

Sure, she covered plenty of beats, city, county, state government, social services and finally oil. But then in 1997 she chained herself to a desk becoming Metro Editor, then assistant managing editor in 1999. For many years, she could be found slogging through copy muttering about too many dashes, harassing hapless reporters about the need for a "who cares?" graph in their stories and barking orders at no one in particular.

In 2007, she took up the pen again, writing a twice weekly column (how she gets paid for this claptrap is an ongoing mystery). The good part is she's no longer annoying reporters and editors in the newsroom. The bad part, for you anyway, is she's back out in the world.

Our best advice is to just leave her alone and hope for the best.

Hobbies: Writing joke bios

Morbid fears: Clowns

Wisest words she ever spoke: Never, ever, ever turn your back on a chimpanzee!

Recent Articles from Lois Henry
  1. LOIS HENRY: Consider this resident’s unsafe, insane Fourth

    Hope everyone had a great Fourth of July popping off all those super-fun fireworks. So sad it’s over so soon, huh? Well, not for Beth Kurtz it’s not. Not by a long shot. Some nameless, faceless...

  2. LOIS HENRY: On water issues, 1 vote each isn’t always fairest

    There’s so much going on with groundwater, it’s a whirlwind! OK, a whirlwind you can’t see and probably haven’t heard of, but a whirlwind nonetheless. It’s no secret that Californians have been...

  3. LOIS HENRY: Yes, the U.S. Constitution applies to Kern County

    I apologize. I wanted to write a column about the people who were cited for illegal fireworks over the July 4th holiday. I failed. Though, in my defense, I had help. I only received the names of...

  4. LOIS HENRY: Will Reynosa ever truly regret crash? Let's hope so

    Here's a switch: Kern County Sheriff Donny Youngblood had to counsel me on limiting law enforcement's power. Yeah, the irony wasn't lost on him either. I had asked if the Sheriff's office has...

  5. LOIS HENRY: Add one to body count of a fatally flawed system

    I wish David Jacobson were alive to read “The Firehouse Journals.” I'm sure he would have gotten a huge charge out of it. Even, or maybe especially, the chapter that detailed how Jacobson’s body...

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